Too Soft

I'd like to order some tacos, three churros and a waffle...

Anonymous

Oh, uh, sure—HEY! A waffle?! How dare you taint delicious Mexican cuisine with mere… Um… breakfast food! *sniff!* Waffle… At least have the decency the order cinnamon-apple twists or border fries instead.

((I had two tacos for lunch today at work… They were glorious. XD ))

Not my teddy bear! *clutches teddy as she walks into the kitchen and makes the sandwich then walks over and cleans the poo boxes* Here Mr. Snoops.

rescue-me-penny

Good girl. Go and…um… Go to bed. Or something. I don’t really care.

*takes a huge bite of the oddly crunchy and goopy sandwich* Mmm!! Did you add some spices to this? Tastes like catfish.

Bonjour! Eet's been a while, non?

thebimbettes

Hi girl! *grins bashfully and waggles his fingers in greeting* How-how goes it, heh?

SNOOPLES! Get the treat! *tosses cookie*

Anonymous

*jumps…* wait… Eww, it’s oatmeal raisin! And stale! *spits*

But Auntie Medusa told me that's your job....why do I have to do it?

rescue-me-penny

Because… I’m bigger than you and I say so… So there! *sniff* Now clean out those poop boxes and make me a veal sandwich… Wait, no, not in that order. I know what you’ll do! Sandwich first, then litter boxes. Or I’ll stuff teddy down the toilet!

Mr. Snoops? Can I go now?

rescue-me-penny

Hmmmmm…. No! First, you have to, um, clean the crocodile litter boxes! Yeah! Heh heh heh!

Now Snoops gets to do some bossin’! :D

((Like a boss, Snoops, like a boss.))

Respect my managerial authority!

((SNOOPS! WE HAVE A PENNY. WE MUST DO THINGS WITH HER NOWWWW AIYSFKAHS PAIHSB KAS))

shut-up-snoops

((ZOMG! Sweet! Nyah ha ha ha HACK SNORT WHEEZE!))

Snoops... I've been rather harsh with you haven't I? However, I think I've figured out a new system that will work much better now. You find me diamonds and... I'll let you eat. *dangles sandwich over side of boat*

shut-up-snoops

Mmmm…sangwich…. *reaches for it… Falls off the side of the boat*

*breathes in your face and fogs up your glasses*

Anonymous

AAAAAHHH! I CAN’T SEE! *flails madly and walks off a cliff*

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